Tuesday, April 7, 2009

What Kind of Dessert Are You?


This isn't a quiz. If you could be a dessert, what would you be? This takes some careful consideration and deep soul searching.
Here are my picks:
Stephanie is Strawberry Parfait (mostly because I keep channeling donkey who says, "Everybody likes parfait. Ain't no one ever say, 'No, I don't want any damn parfait.'")
Jason is Banana Cream Pie. Why? Because there is goodness in him (potassium) and yet tarantulas live in banana trees. I was thinking of Q in this case.
Kathy is that exploding candy from the Willy Wonka movie (first one). Comes across as sweet, but you cross her and she'll hand you your ass.
Cora is Boston Creme Pie. I don't know why. I don't even know if she likes it. That's just what my angels showed me.
Karina is chocolate cake with habanero mousse filling (don't know if this actually exists. But then I was shown that the cake was old and should probably be watched carefully, because these cakes are ancient Aztec cursed cakes and become zombies).
What are your picks?